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Khaos Apothecary witchy scoop shop https://queenkate0004s-shop.bigcartel.com 🖤✨ WELCOME TO KHAOS APOTHECARY ✨🖤 Home of: 💀 emotionally unstable spellcraft 💀 haunted trinkets 💀 goblin survival magic And all other manner of creepy 119257812 💀 ADD A PERSONALIZED KHAOS PACKING VIDEO 💀 💀 ADD A PERSONALIZED KHAOS PACKING VIDEO 💀Want to witness your order being selected, assembled, cursed, wrapped, narrated, and emotionally peer-reviewed by the Original Khaos Witch herself?Excellent decision, honestly.Add this option to receive: ✨ a custom narrated packing video✨ chaotic item lore✨ goblin commentary✨ cursed object backstories✨ sarcastic witch observationsAnd serious Seymore side eye 👁Your order may include:aggressive glitter handlingSeymour the emotionally unstable eyeball planthaunted jewelry lorespiritual side-eyesdramatic candle lightingand me muttering at parchment like a raccoon wizard running an Etsy cult.These videos take REAL time, REAL editing, and REAL goblin energy to create.This is not: 👉 “influencer content.”This is: 💀 handcrafted chaos cinema 💀Khaos Apothecary is not responsible for:you becoming emotionally attached to the packing processbinge watching your own order repeatedlyor feeling spiritually perceived by a tired witch holding herbs at midnight.✨ Thank you for supporting handmade goblin Khaos Witch commerce. ✨ - the OKW 14.00 USD https://queenkate0004s-shop.bigcartel.com/product/%F0%9F%92%80-add-a-personalized-khaos-packing-video-%F0%9F%92%80 https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/424546560/Screenshot_20260513_213902_Video+Player.jpg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/424546563/Screenshot_20260513_213922_Video+Player.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/424546569/Screenshot_20260513_214054_Video+Player.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/424546572/Screenshot_20260513_194619_Video+Player.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/424546575/Screenshot_20260510_022628_Video+Player.jpg 119257812 new in stock 119210964 Double toil and trouble -4 scrolls ✨🖤 DOUBLE, DOUBLE — DON’T BE CHEAP 🖤✨Double, double, toil and trouble,Two more pulls means twice the rubble.Potion chaos, cursed delight,Goblin treasures in the night.Four-scroll bundles call your name,Two is cautious. Four’s deranged.More weird curses, more bad luck,Honestly babe… four’s the move. Good luck.✨ Upgrade to 4 Potion Pulls — because self-control is a myth and the spirits already know you want more. ✨ 28.00 USD https://queenkate0004s-shop.bigcartel.com/product/double-potion-pull https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/424387497/Screenshot_20260507_185243_Video+Player.jpg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/424387695/Screenshot_20260511_140907_Video+Player.jpg 119210964 new in stock 119210874 Double goblin grab- 2 scoops 16$ Double your curses for less shiny things! 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Some are repurposed. Some arrived under circumstances I’m no longer legally comfortable discussing.ĺ 10.00 USD https://queenkate0004s-shop.bigcartel.com/product/khaos-scoops-1-for-10-or-2-for-16 https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/424328820/Screenshot_20260507_185311_Video+Player.jpg https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/424328847/Screenshot_20260507_185547_Video+Player.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/424328874/Screenshot_20260507_185824_Video+Player.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/424328934/Screenshot_20260427_154652_Video+Player.jpg,https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/424328940/Screenshot_20260510_022455_Video+Player.jpg 119194341 new in stock