2 potion pulls for 17
$17.00
📜 POTION SCROLL PULLS ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
Two Scroll Pulls — $17 Four Scroll Pulls — $28
These are NOT your grandma’s Pinterest moon-water recipes.
These are: 💀 exhausted swamp witch instructions
💀 goblin-level folk magic
💀 emotionally aggressive spellwork
💀 practical chaos survival rituals for modern suffering.
Inside your scroll pull you may receive spells for: ✨ money problems
✨ protection
✨ exposing liars
✨ avoiding people
✨ emotional detachment
✨ shutting people up
✨ surviving family gatherings without catching charges.
Every scroll contains: 🕯️ ingredients
🔥 chants
💀 warnings
✨ undo instructions
and at least one sentence that feels personally directed at you.
As nature intended.